So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
My ass is underappreciated
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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