no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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