giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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