doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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