We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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