Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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