The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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