so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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