Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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