Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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