I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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