belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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