You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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