Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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