my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
