For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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