I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well you can't waste a boner
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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