kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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