BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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