I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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