I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
false alarm. still invincible.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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