This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
nutella sex= disaster
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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