I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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