What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize