So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Come on in and take your pants off
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