The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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