Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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