hell yes lets make some ravioli
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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