Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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