Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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