Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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