id be glad to
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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