Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Randomize
