a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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