She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It's rum buckets o'clock
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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