Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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