"it" just moved
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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