Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
