Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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