I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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