Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I have fence marks all over my body
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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