I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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