I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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