What should our trivia night team be named?
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Are my feet made of real feet?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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