Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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