WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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