More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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