My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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