i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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