no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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