as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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