Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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