im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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