Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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