Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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