clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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