they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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